Paul is not happy to be the "zu klein" one and that's make Till laugh 🤣 Wörthersee Stadion, Klagenfurt, 17-07-2024 © Julia Reitter
They did that scene from The Umbrella Academy before it was cool
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~”
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
Oh my god they were phishing
blasting my silly little music and creating my silly little daydreams so i don’t lose my silly little mind
For @wizzardclown’s beautiful 6x5 challenge!
Day 28: Favourite Drum Solo / Moment for Schneider
It has to be his appearance at his very first drum show ❤️ He was so nervous but he did so well. It was clear he was enjoying himself, and it was so lovely to see him as the centre of attention. And what interesting song choices too!!
Fresh ink, my little homage to Berlin and Rammstein 🥰
Photos by @ peterlueders Video @ outoflinemusic1995 : 100% dedication. Behind the scenes of Zunge 2025.
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